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There is an international manned mission to Mars and a worldwide search for astronauts. When the selection process is at an advanced stage, the astronauts are asked how much money they want.
The American wants a million dollars.
The Englishman wants two million. One for himself, one for his wife.
Frenchman - three million - self, wife, mistress.
Then they ask the Ugandan / Scicilian / Russian / East Timorese astronaut who wants five million! FIVE!
"A million for me, a million for my wife, a million for my mistress, a million for you, and a million for the guy who goes to Mars."
The American wants a million dollars.
The Englishman wants two million. One for himself, one for his wife.
Frenchman - three million - self, wife, mistress.
Then they ask the Ugandan / Scicilian / Russian / East Timorese astronaut who wants five million! FIVE!
"A million for me, a million for my wife, a million for my mistress, a million for you, and a million for the guy who goes to Mars."
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